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Tuesday 26 February 2013

Funny Christmas Movie Quotes

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Here are more festive sayings by the famous.

    'The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. T hey couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.'
    Jay Leno
    'Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.'
    Larry Wilde
    'Merry Christmas, Nearly Everybody!'
    Ogden Nash
    Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want and their kids pay for it.
    Richard Lamm
    Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.
    'A Christmas shopper's complaint is one of long-standing.'
    Anonymous
    The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.
    Benjamin Franklin
    Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.
    What a wonderful life I've had. I only wish I'd realized it sooner.

Funny Christmas Movie Quotes