funny christmas web: Funny Christmas Jokes

Thursday, 21 February 2013

Funny Christmas Jokes

Source (google.com.pk)
Funny Christmas Joke Biography
Funny Christmas jokes are always great for this wonderful holiday season.
Write these Christmas jokes on cards or tell them to your friends, just to put a smile on their face.
Here is a list of some funny Christmas jokes:

Q. What's white and goes up ?
A. A confused snowflake !

Q. What did the big candle say to the little candle ?
A. I'm going out tonight !

Q . What is the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?
A. Your teeth !

Q. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
A. It's Christmas, Eve !

Q. How can a snowman lose weight ?
A. He waits until it gets warmer !

Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast ?
A. Snowflakes!

Q: What kind of bird can write ?
A: A PENguin !

Q. How many presents can Santa fit into an empty sack ?
A. Only one - after then it is not empty anymore !

Q: What do elves learn in school ?
A: The Elf-abet !

Q: Who is never hungry at Christmas ?
A: The turkey – he’s always stuffed !

Q: What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?
A: Jungle Bells, Jungle bells !

Q: What song do you sing at a snowman's birthday party ?
A: Freeze a jolly good fellow !

Funny Christmas Jokes