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Friday 1 March 2013

Funny Christmas Cartoon

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Funny Christmas Cartoon Biography
The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.

Joan Rivers

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.

Shirley Temple

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.

Johnny Carson

I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.

Bernard Manning

Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven.

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